What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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