He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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