id be glad to
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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