I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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