we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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