People in love make me want to vomit
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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