stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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