Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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