VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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