the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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