she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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