You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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