mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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