are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Randomize
