is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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