I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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