its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
God, I missed his penis.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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