it was like having sex with a tree stump
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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