All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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