did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My life is pants optional.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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