You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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