it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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