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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.

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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.

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People still let you watch their kids?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later

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whered you go

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woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.

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