What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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