We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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