If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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