bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
