and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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