i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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