Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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