Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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