I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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