Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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