This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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