i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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