Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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