That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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