i think i have herpe
just one?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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