I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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