I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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