Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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