Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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