You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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