my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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