Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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