East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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