Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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