office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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