he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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