I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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