hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
